Where'd you go?

Mommy, mommy, where'd you go last night? how come you left us? why didn't you bring us along? and then you came back so late... hold me close and tell me a story, mommy. tell me about where you went...

oh...

really?

that's so funny, mommy. uncle norm in his minivan. nathan's baba drives so slow and he passed up uncle collin in his sporty superperformance bmw? wow.

really? the wedding was nice? that's good. that's a far drive from here. no wonder you took so long to get back. but, uncle gary and auntie leslie are nice. i hope they have a happy marriage too. i hope they have kids so i can play with them.

really? auntie phuong tricked you into getting a rum and coke and then bailling out herself? auntie phuong likes getting you into trouble, huh mommy? and what? uncle geoff kept trying to take pictures of you at the bar? that's so funny. that's just like uncle geoff trying to take bad pictures of you mommy.

mommy, i'm glad you're home now. don't leave us ever again, okay? i missed you and baba. i couldn't sleep when you were away. take us to the next wedding please mommy. we want to see beautiful dresses and pretty flowers too.